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the dancing dudes pulled up grabbed huge chickens coffin and startin dancing with Aaron Smith
that was a sick coffin dance
the upbeat tik tok music that everyone listens to wait- coffin = dead = silence. coffin dance - upbeat!? like if you thought this
coffin dance is a bunch of officials carrying a coffin
person1: have u watched that awesome grave dance meme? person2: it’s called the coffin dance meme you ****ing *****
Guy 69: dude i love the coffin dance meme its so funny Guy 420: its a dead meme
Play this at my funeral or I'm not going
I do enjoy coffin dance. It can never die, since if it does, it plays at its own funeral and is revived.
A satanic ritual in which the corpse is properly mourned by carrying it around while dancing. It is customary to play Astronomia while doing this to please the spirits. It is usually performed after a traumatic event, if not death.
Person 1: Dude I died and lost all my stuff in Minecraft yesterday. Person 2: Damn did you do the coffin dance afterwards?