A fork of Rural Dictionary
see Kevin McSwiggan of Glendora NJ
Kev has baby momma drama but he deserves it because he is a coke head
1. Someone who cant go one day (or one hour) without drinking a diet coke. 2. Someone who goes to the bathroom frequently as a result of drinking too much diet coke. 3. A person who is skinny because they use diet coke as a way to feel full, instead of eating food.
"You drank that whole pack of diet coke already?! Its only been in the fridge for one day! You are such a diet coke head!" -She is always running off to the bathroom. -Yeah shes such a diet coke head.
A snobby girl, typically anorexic, clueless, believes the world revolves around her.
Susan are you not eating lunch again, you are turning into such a diet coke head.
A “Diet Coke Head” is a person that identifies as a “Crackhead” but is just a bad person that thinks their funny and “quirky” when really they’re really just a normal person that tries so hard to be different.
“ Emily is such A Diet Coke Head!” “I don’t like him, he’s a Diet Coke Head.”