A fork of Rural Dictionary
Having a trash opinion on something in sports. Relevance of your statements often nonexistent, yet something inclined you to state it.
“Lebron James is overrated!” -Person who often has cold takes
The opposite of a "Hot Take". A "Cold Take" is an opinion that one offers only after careful examination of the facts of the subject at hand.
After the tabloids had spewed forth all of the eye catching hot takes, the more well respected news outlets responded with a well researched and thoughtful cold take on the story.
An opinion or prediction regarding a sports team or player that ends up becoming not true.
It can also regard to real life things.
Stephen A Smith predicting that the LA Clippers would not win a game vs the Golden State Warriors was a cold take
Collin Cowherd predicting the end of the Patriots Dynasty was a cold take
The MSM predicting Hillary Clinton to win the U.S Presidency was a freezing cold take
something parker blessing will not stop saying
that’s a freezing cold take
Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"
* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *