A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term that someone uses to say that they are impressed.
Person 1: I got straight A's on my report card
Person 2:Well Color Me Impressed, you are very smart
A sarcastic response for when someone says something that they are extremely proud of but which is, in reality, really stupid.
Evee: Omg today I had a bagel for breakfast!!!!!!!
Elbie: Color me impressed.
When you are being dumb and somebody really sarcastically points it out
Me: Hey Kelsey, we landed safely, but we will try our best not to survive flight #2!
Kelsey: Color me impressed!