A fork of Rural Dictionary
Colossal Fuck - An insult towards a tremendously slow and overweight person who's weight may exceed 300+ pounds of body fat.
Wow, that guy is one colossal fuck. You're a colossal fuck!
A word that you use when you have no idea what swear are you gonna be using
Person 1: Why are you being such a... *stares in silence* Colossal fuck trumpet?