A fork of Rural Dictionary
To perform oral sex on the vaginal and anal region of a woman alternately while she is on her hands and knees.
Robert: I’m starving.
Betty: How about a combo platter?!
This is when you need to do both a #1 and a #2 in the bathroom.
Oh crap...is there a bathroom in this store? I need to go do a combo platter.
When a man has recieved 2 or more, different sexually transmitted diseases...on his wangular area
poor dave delmonico gave lady jessica the horrific " Combo Platter" served with a delicious side salad, after he recieved numerous STDs thru the village bike!!!!
Sexual act performed on a male senior citizen. Female feeds a combination Viagra/Laxative to bedridden patient. Upon appearance of the "boner", the female gives a hand-job/blow-job which will cause the old man to ejaculate and shit the bed simultaneously. Female leaves entire mess for nursing staff to clean-up. Commonly used by younger wife/girlfriend to piss off the old mans grown-up children.
Gold Digger:"I went to see my sugar-daddy and I gave him a Nursing Home Combo Platter"
Gold Diggers best friend:"You deserve ALL his money,Baby! Now let's go get our nails did."
someone who is mentally not with it...looney, lacking intelligence or just plain crazy.
yeah, you could say Jane was not the brightest bulb in the box, her elevator didn't go to the top floor, she is a few tacos short of a combo platter.
Insane, off-kilter, off the rocker, etc.
"Man.. that guy's two tacos short of a combo platter!"