A fork of Rural Dictionary
Any typed message in the scroll down console screen for any fps game that warrants a response of some sort from the game. These commands can also be binded to the keyboard for ease of use and speed so as to not type the command again in console.
Counter-Strike: Commands at work Round 1 -T rushes- -T sees Ct at spawn- -T shoots at Ct- -Player of Ct press k bound to "kill"- -Ct dies immediately- T: wtf Round 2 -T rushes spawn- -T shoots at Ct- -Player of Ct press k again- -Ct dies immediately- T: omfg Round 3 -T buys awp- -Player of Ct press k again- -Ct dies immediately- T: WTF GAY NOOB
When you are getting a lap dance from a meth-faced stripper and blow a load in your pants.
"Sean was just getting a lap dance from that hillbilly stripper and just commanded in his pants!" "Wow! That wass so awesome I may just command!"
When the sexiest girl in the holiday group (harriet) rides you like theres no tomorrow.
'hey dude, i went napa and got the commander off harriet pope!' 'wow dude! you're so lucky thats my dream!!'
The lucky bastard who will be trying to pickup the hottest girl in a group. Always accompanied by a wingman or two who are designated to engage the hot chick's ugly/bitchy/annoying friend(s).
He saw the brunette first, so Clark's gonna be commander tonight.
someone who dictates among the rest, even tho they are all equal.
so i was with the commander, and once she didn't want to go out...no one did.