A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sex in which consent was given by both parties. Sex with mutual consent.
I love my partner! We have consensual sex, when we are both ready, and willing, and happy to have sex with each other!
The most disgusting act one can engage in.
Jesus christ what a sick bastard, I heard he has consensual sex in the missionary position.
The type of sex where afterwards you regret your decision and wish you had said "No".
Friend 1: "I went to this party the other night and I ended up doing -something-" Friend 2: "You wish you said 'No' now huh?" Friend 1: "Yeah..." Friend 2: "Post Non Consensual sex gets you every time bro..."
The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.
Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!
What you say when people ask you what you're into
Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests? Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Anon1: Me and my Waifu have consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. Anon2: You sick fuck.