A fork of Rural Dictionary
" Girl, just so you know, he's a cookie thumper. You wont be able to sit for a week".
a guy who goes for much younger girls. i.e like girls just past scout age where they may sell cookies for a cause or girls who are still in or just past innocence.
guy: shall we invite billy to our party?
girl: noway, have you seen his new girlfriend? shes like 14, hes a total cookie thumper
Slang for penis. Originated from the song "Cookie Thumper" by Die Antwoord.
Man, I want him to put his Cookie Thumper in me!