A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who asks or speaks in a way that is especially and embarassifly corny. One who tries to act cool, but is actually very uncool indeed.
"You know that Sheila Brienne and Sarah Nicole? I heard they installed a tire swing." "Oh I'm not even surprised. What a couple of corny asses"
When you get corn cob stuck in your ass you are a corny ass mother fucker
Rumor is that guy is a corny ass mother fucker
When Someone gets an entire corn cob stuck in their ass
"Rumor is that guy is a corny ass mother fucker"
A curious closeted gay farmer boy (He uses corn as a mid afternoon toy)
"he's a corny ass!" "Yeah, my buddy Eric is one of those"