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The process by which you are viciously killed by a cougar in Red Dead Redemption due to it's super speed and double strike insta kill cheap shot kill technique.
Lloyd: DAMMIT!!! Andrew: What? Lloyd: I got cougared again... =.= Andrew: Oh teh noes D:
When an older woman desires a much younger man and pounces on it's prey.
That cougar just devoured that young man.
An older woman flirting with or having sex with a significantly younger man. Used as a verb. What a cougar does to her victims.
Jimmy got cougared last night. Fifi is cougaring the new guy. Amelia is getting ready to cougar Ryan.
being schooled in the art of sexuality & things that are pleasing to a woman by a female at least 10 years older
Demi Moore cougared Aston Kutcher
An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
That cougar I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.
Something that isn't in missions.
"There aren't cougars in missions! I heard it but there aren't cougars in missions! THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE! NEVER BEFORE, IN MY 8000 HOURS of speedrunning this game, have I seen an animal kill someone in a mission before! THIS IS ACTUALLY MILLIONS TO ONE!"