A fork of Rural Dictionary
A name for a person who is 'inbred' or a result of incest.
hey, what's wrong with him? oh, he's cousin fucked!
A deformaty of the body when cousins or relative have sexual intercourse
Danny R.'s head is huge. Yeah I know thats what happens when cousins fuck.
The most deadly diss ever to exist in man kind and totally cancels out “ur mom gay” “your dad lesbian” and “your granny tranny”.
Joe: ur mom gay lol Steve: ur dad lesbian haha Joe: THATS IT Steve: CHILL JOE I WAS JOKING Joe: Your cousin fucks dozens Steve: chokes on a rock and fucking dies
noun; a person with whom you share the common connection of having both slept with the same person, creating an awkward, familial-like connection as a result of you having shared the same sexual partner, albeit at different points in time. It is typically more preferable to be "older" of the fuck cousins, as you engaged in the sexual activity with the intermediary partner prior to the "younger" cousin. Moreover, the newly-discovered fuck cousin-connection transcends and supercedes all other connections you may have previously had with the fuck cousin, whether it be family, friend, or complete stranger.
1) Dude, you know how you fucked Jackie a couple of years ago? Well, Andy just told me he fucked her last week! Looks like you've got yourself a fuck cousin! 2) My creepy Uncle Eddie boned the same chick as me?!? I guess he's no longer my uncle, now he's my creepy Fuck Cousin Eddie.
n. A relative so distant it is safe to engage in sexual relations without fear of incest.
She's dating her cousin, but don't worry, he's a not a kissing cousin, more of a fucking cousin.
A cousin so distant it is safe to fuck without fear of inbreeding. Any cousin past third-removed.
Third cousins, fourth cousins, fifth cousins, and so on are considered "fucking cousins".
read: Matt and Tony Lovato
last night i caught those fucking cousins!