A fork of Rural Dictionary
when after shitting, the shit that wasn't wiped up completely gets smushed up against the sides of your asscheeks.
can you look at my ass please I think I have a cow ass.
phrase that is easily mistakeable for "How's that?"
Pete: so how is the weather?
You: Cow's ass?
A childlike and less offensive way of suggesting that something might be bullshit.
Oh Dad, that totally smells like cow ass!
a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.
"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."
A place of reliable and bountiful hook-up opportunities. Similar to the phrase cash cow but for sex rather than money.
Man, I've tagged 3 girls from my yoga class already. That place is definitely my ass cow.