A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of having your pants tightly snug around full fudge load, creating a protruding shape similar to a heifer's vagina.
Every time Grucker steps foot in an airplane he always has the best cow pussy.
Boast An act of talking with excessive pride and self-satisfaction
Tom: I won Jackpot last night. Jack: Blow Cow Pussy!
The Vagina on a Transgender woman. It either looks like a really hairy belly button or like a gaping cow vagina after birthing a calf. Very typical of the kind of vaginas Trannie's recieved from sex changes in the 70's and early eighties...See Sulka, Trannie from the Video "Divine Attrocities." Also women whose vaginas have already seen better days; usually after having had 5 kids.
I went in for sexual reassingment surgery and ended up with a cow pasture pussy. I can smuggle Vicodin, Roach Pills and Valium from Mexico in my cow pasture pussy and pass through customs. I found wild hallucinagenic mushrooms in your mom's cow pature pussy.