A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cow tipper is a person who engages in the act of cow tipping (also known as cowtipping). That is, a cow tipper will go up to a sleeping cow, push on it very hard, and make it fall to the ground.
1) I want to be a cow tipper.
2) I tipped a cow, therefore I am a cow tipper.
The male equivalent of the term homewrecker.
A male who pursues married women.
A female is referred to as a homewrecker when she participates in the destruction of another relationship, figuratively speaking she destroys the house. A male therefore engaging in similar behavior could be said to have tipped another man's cow over.
Also useful as a verb, to cow-tip.
"But your married! What do I look like? Some kind of cow-tipper?"
"Her poolboy moonlights as a cowtipper."
As another form of expressions "I had to dump her, the milk goes sour after the cow has been tipped."
There is always that guy who is a "man whore" but usually just sleeps with ugly bitches this guy is called a Cow Tipper
"Yeah dude I sleep with a lot bitches "
"Darius those bitches were ugly I dont know if I feel bad for you or your penis you cow tipper"
When a female jack her Titty off, while feeling the sexual sensation she pinched her nipple and lactates Milk from her Tit.
Ex. Man she’s cow tipping rn
Cow tipper
At the end of a standard Houdini tip the heavy set woman over and yell MOO!!!
"So i hear Micheal Anthony Bonilla pulled a Houdini Cow tipper on some bitch last night" "dude he crashed at my house last night" "well your mom does qualify"
Originally a Minecraft achievement, it is used to define someone who fucks cows.
Omari: fuck you small dick rocker thats why you're a cow tipper
Jonathan: what the fuck man