Country Dictionary

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crack flapper shit

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List") The kind of shit that seems to create it's own weather system. While taking a shit, your butt cheeks feel like they are flapping in the wind when the shit comes out.

"Did you hear the big crack flapper shit I just had?" "Yes, it sounded like you were ready for take off!"

by jamminspacey January 24, 2010