A fork of Rural Dictionary
I just got home from a hard day of work and all I want to do is lay back in my recliner and crack open a cold one. Ahhhh tasty
seeing all these dead bodies makes me want to crack open a cold one!!
Sl. (To) crack open a cold one is a slang term for necrophilia.
Y'know, working as a gravedigger always gave me the biggest urge to crack open a cold one.
1. To open a cold beer 2. To crack open a cold coffin and fuck the corpse inside
1. It's been such a stressful day I can't wait to get home and crack open a cold one 2. I'm so fuckin horny right now I would even crack open a cold one
She was was so drunk I felt like I was cracking open a cold one.
1. Consuming a beer, with your friends. 2. A meme.
1. Bob: Hey boys, wanna crack open a cold one? 2. Me: *Drives up to window* Me: Can I Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys? Employee: Sorry, boys machine broken. Me: Understandable, have a great day.
The sacred act of multiple men (boys) enjoying fresh, cold beers together,
"Last night me and the boys cracked open a few cold ones" said David. "Tonight, I'm gonna start Cracking Open A Cold One With The Boys." Said johny