A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is mentally and physically usless, stupid, clumsy and generally a dumb ass or imbecile is know as a crash test dummy.
Look at will falling down the steps. God he is such a stupid ass crash test dummy.
Someone whom is so shocked by what they’ve heard that they’re head recoils like that of a crash test dummy.
“His head went like a crash test dummy when I told him I shagged his mother”
constantly getting into accidents and it's always your fault
Oh my god--it just hit this benz today, yesterday i hit a parked car and last friday i ran into the back of a taxi----wow ur such a crash test dummy!
Prison Slang - The individual that is required to perform illegal acts against the prison guards or authorities as required by the prison heirarchy.
Tony is going on a crash test dummy mission to punish that guard. He's going to start a fight with him.
The only job you will ever get, I hope you have medical insurance
A look there goes that Crash test dummy
An ugly person without any romantic value that is not in any part in your social circle that you can just experiment and exercise your dating and sexual abilities in private with and without it insulting your dating reputation.
"Dude, why is he with that fugly chick"? "Oh, that's just his crash test dummy. He's warming up for his date with Elizabeth".