A fork of Rural Dictionary
The badest guitarist in the U.K.
Although world famous keeps a low profile in europe because he hates french people.
Got the badest hair eva!
wagwan crazy dan, can i have your autograph?
a crazy rocker guitarist
king of rock n roll
king of the blues
reggae spliff smoker
hates batty riders like luke goldie
woooooooooooooooow crazy dan you is da masta blasta