A fork of Rural Dictionary
Semen induced conjunctivitis, or pink eye, caused by explosive ejaculation into your partners eye
It had been so long since I came, my bucket load of semen hit her in the face and caused a cream eye, necessitating a visit to the eyewash station
The act of taking someone’s dick, after creating truffle butter, and aiming the projectile load towards that persons eye.
He was really pissing me off so I let him hit me in the ass, then quickly gave him a Boston Cream Eye.
the act that has taken place when a man has exhausted his load onto his partners eye and surrounding face.
LUCY: "how was your date last night Diane?"
DIANE: "aww dude it was awesome, he gave me a whipped-cream-eye-patch!"
Having one's eye welded shut by a hot stream of man chowder.
Fuck the facial, lets give her a cream eye from the one eye.
noun: the way her eyes light up when she wants filled with a hot gooey load of your jizz
Did you see how Sara was looking at me? She was giving me the cream-pie eyes. Tonight I'm gonna turn that toaster strudel into a twinkie.
eyes cream mean enjoy looking at beautiful babes
stop disturbing me eyes cream
a brown eye cream pie is when u cum in a female or a male's asshole and u have them hold their ass open then u eat it
your mom likes it when i give her a brown eye cream pie