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crispy chicken

When you are having sex on the beach and you pull out and dip your cock in the sand and ram her in the ass! Totally painful and totally funny! :-)

I was fucking this chick on the beach and she started to doze off so i gave her the crispy chicken

by kevin sinc June 27, 2006

crispy chicken jumpoff

Used to describe a salad topped with fried chicken.

1)Yo God, I'll take a crispy chicken jumpoff and some sweat tea.

2)Aye Hesse. They want a slab of ribs and a crispy chicken jumpoff

by Rob G Deuce February 16, 2008

Throw my crispy chicken wrap under the bus

To vomit uncontrollably. Similar in usage to "worshipping the porcelain god" or "tossing one's lunch".

That norovirus I contracted at the Tough Mudder race last weekend made me throw my crispy chicken wrap under the bus.

The morning after my 21st birthday, I threw AT LEAST 4 crispy chicken wraps under the bus.

by Biker chick July 04, 2013

Sha Sha Wang's Crispy Buffalo Chicken

It is a delicious specimen of burnt chicken buffalo kebab that beautifully goes hand to hand with Wagachi Sha Ti's Slurppin' Bubble Tea. Will give you explosive diarrhea

Woah, Sha Sha Wang's Crispy Buffalo Chicken is soo~ Lë Ēpìc

by Le epic biggie cheese November 29, 2019

Fried chicken crispy wings

Its the best food ever in your life. The crispyness...the fry-ness..... Oh my god i want to eat it now.

A: want sum fried chicken crispy wings bro
B: yea sure
A: crunch
B: crunch

by Smiley man •̀͜•́ April 25, 2022

Crispy Pretzel Chicken Fries

when you and your babe start making out put the fries into her pussy and then eat them. yum.

wowzers dude, i totally did the crispy pretzel chicken fries with tasha!

by sussybls December 04, 2023