A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act off passing out while having sex with a girl, leaving your meat in the vagina to soften and marinate. Usually the result of too much drinking.
Meghan came by to ride my krump stump I was so drunk I ended up crock pottin it up.
To hold in a fart for a very long time period, and when it is released it smells like a cooked fart.
Person 1: Ah man, that smells absolutely terrible.
Person 2: Yea i know, I've been crock pottin' that the entire plane ride.
When you slow down, set the emergency brake, turn on the hazards and slow cook that pussy til the meat falls off the bone.
I ended up crock pottin' my girl the other night because she tries to hurry me.
To leave a large turd in the toilet for an extended period of time allowing it to become liquified and odorous.
Upon my return from vacation I discovered I had forgotten to flush the toilet and left a turd crock pottin for the entire 3 weekend.