A fork of Rural Dictionary
A type of shit that when taken correctly while slide perfectly into the toilet water with no splash or sound, similar to a crocodile stealth-fully sliding into a river from the bank . For this to happen the turd in question must be long enough to reach the water from your ass.
Mary: "why are you so happy?" John: "Just took a crocodile shit, no splash at all" Alex: "Dude those are the best!" *high fives John* Alex: "I took one the other day that must have been over a foot-long!" Mary: *dry heaves* dump crap shit drop a log defecate
Weed that is so good it feels like magic.
Stoner #1: Man, this stuff hits. Stoner #2: I told ya, bro, it's that crocodile magic shit.