A fork of Rural Dictionary
kyra's best friend maddie; maddie's best friend kyra;
heyy best friend! or should i say, crunch cake!
When a man takes a shit on someone’s chest then he cum’s onto the shit and then they both consume it. After the cum is applied it should resemble a Louisiana crunch cake😸
“Woah man last night I totally dropped a Louisiana crunch cake on Sarah’s chest and SHE ATE IT”
the hopelessly romantic act of a loving tongue inserted into your partners fudge-tunnel after an anal cream pie... what's important here is that the recipient of said cream pie makes a hefty duty before the act and neglects to wipe; then the anal resulting in the cream pie... and the next morning that rimming tongue pierces the crusty balloon-knot, thus releasing the dirty chocolate lava! (swallowing optional, not recommended)
"Man, I better get tested for worms..." "How come?" "Because I got so shit-faced last night that I ate that dirty bitches' chocolate lava crunch cake!" (sound of person projectile-vomiting)
my girl was snoring so i just pulled a louisiana crunch cake in her mouth to shut her up