A fork of Rural Dictionary
Step:1 Repeatedly bust a nut on a woman's cunt. Step:2 Let the man milk dry and become "crunchy". Step:3 Now its time to get down and dirty and eat the woman out.
I met a bitch last night who was so freaky that she let me eat her crunchy taco.
A girl who isn't horny and has a dry ass vagina.
I went to Chelsea's house last night and she had a crunchy taco.
A woman who has an aggressive, unfriendly, or "crunchy" personality.
Damn, that girl was a crunchy taco.
A crunchy taco is an adult word for when a lovely lady takes a swim or perhaps a surf in the ocean and happens to get a little sand in her lady parts...and before she gets all clean, she gets a little “down time” from her generous partner....the partner then gets a crunchy taco. Who doesn’t like salt? And it means she’s active not dirty. New way to use the word “Salty”.
Hey Steve what did you do last night? “First I had a crunchy taco, then I was starving so me and my lady got some street tacos.”
When a womans clitoris is very dry its like a crunchy taco shell
Joe: “aye man you hooked up with that girl right?” Jason: “Yeah man but she had that crunchy taco.”