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Crusty Muff Huffer

One who thoroughly enjoys smelling the genitalia of elderly women.

"Ewwww look at Erik, he is smelling that elderly women's genitalia...." "Yea, he is a Crusty Muff Huffer"

by SUPERCAT69 May 06, 2010

Crusty Muff Huffer

One who breathes in the fumes of a female with crusty genitalia.

Hey, did you hear what Erik is? Yeah, he's a crusty muff huffer!

by E. Willaby May 04, 2010