A fork of Rural Dictionary
(Noun) A person that ejaculates all day long.
“Josh. Get out of the bloody restroom you fucking cum machine, I need to take a shit you little wanker.”
Like a gum ball machine except with cum. Can be found in many gay community restaurants, bars, and establishments.
Tony went to the cum ball machine to get a gum flavored cum ball.
Rapid fire ejaculation...on a girl's face.
Cooch pulled out his dick and machine cummed on this bitch's face. It was like the beginning of Saving Private Ryan.
A machine that will swap cum from one penis to another. It hurts, at first. But you will soon get over it.
Don't make me use a cum swap machine on you!