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cum rocket

to cum in someone's nose then they sneeze.

Jesus, Joran's cum rocket got all over cody while he was giving Dan a C-mac.

by cristobal June 15, 2004

Cum Rocket

When you havn't jacked off in a long fucking time and you have sex and you cum so much it fucked blows her vagina up ( Like in scary movie ) LMAO!

Zach aka Lice Z4ch1 was so horny off Louis he couldnt help it and jacked off and made a huge cum rocket and blew his moms head off.

by xxplosive2009 July 19, 2005

Cum Rocket

A game where you masturbate and try to catch your semen in your mouth

"Whats all over Jimmy's face?"

"Oh! He was playing Cum Rocket!"

"That is repulsive"

"I don't know, I have fun doing it." /:

by Ravenclawforlife February 01, 2010

Cum Rocket

When you cum with such power that your partner is blown to pieces

John: HOLY SHIZZ, CUM ROCKET TIME! JUST LIKE JESUS DID!!
Jess: (boom)

by gibbonfart May 03, 2009

Cum Rocket

The fallout after giving a “mayonnaise booger”. Similar to a snot rocket, but consists of very dense semen.

That asshole thought he was funny by giving me a mayonnaise booger, so I blew a cum rocket back in his face.

by 69CockGobbler69 June 29, 2018

Cum rocket

It is when a guy ejaculates into the females/males nose and she/he blows it out like a "snot rocket". Sometimes she/he may let the spurm become crusty in her nose and pick them out therefore making them spurm boogers.

So Jenny didnt want to swallow it so I ejaculated into her nostrils and she blew a nasty cum rocket.

by Patty Waty November 04, 2007