A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a single female or a group of females prevent the male species from getting laid
I would have gotten laid last night if her friend wouldn't have cunt bunted me.
A cunt bunt is usually used to describe the action of someone who is softly hit in the groin and is a big pussy about it, making it seem like they were flying in an airplane 200,000 feet above the ground that was traveling at speeds around 367 MPH and jumped out of it, landing on a rail.
Man who was cunt bunted: Jesus Christ, man, why'd you do that? My testicle sack is probably fifty feet away from me! Man who gave the cunt bunt: Shut the fuck up, Joe, it wasn't that hard. Man who was cunt bunted: No, you shut the fuck up! You threw a napkin at my balls and it fucking hurt! I feel like I'm dying right now!
first considered the female equivalent of "tea bagging", cunt bunting has now expanded into a popular sport. The sport is done by females with actions to the cunt similar to a nut check. The attacker slaps the defender's cunt. The defender can to choose to block, but only by physically diverting the attack. There are also rules that involve illegal plays, such as the "shocker."
Today, our cunt bunting was disqualified for trying to use the shocker. Luckily, I saw her coming in time to block her cunt bunt.
Just any type of bunting. Used by people who think bunting is for "gays".
"Alright, i'll come to the fucking barbecue, but I am leaving if they've hung up cunting bunting!"