A fork of Rural Dictionary
The opposite of a sausage fest. When a there is a massive group of women with only one guy around.
I can't believe I am the only guy in the room, this is such a cunt carnival.
Where the are you are in is prominently full of females you hate, you may wish to initiate a cunt kicking carnival. Thus sprinting at full pace towards each female kicking them whole-heartedly in the cunt. A successful Cunt Kicking Carnival will see at least 5 women left infertile, numb and incredibly swollen around the vaginal area.
Those fucking lesbians are stood in are part of the playground. Time to initiate a Cunt Kicking Carnival .