A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who thinks that emptiness in a cup can be halved.
Girl 1: Look at that hottie!
Girl 2: Hell no!
Girl 3: Why?
Girl 1: Yeah, why? *bleep*.
Girl 2: I'm pretty sure they're that cup half empty guy.
Girl 1 and 3: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-