A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term used to describe the funnyness of when a British person swears.
Also may mean a blowjob by a Brit
Mike: Yo kempe you're ugly
Kempe (in heavy british accent): Hey fuck you!
Mike: HAHAHAHA It's funny when you say 'fuck'. Would you like a cup of fuck?
When someone does not have enough money to buy a sex toy. Instead they make one from objects you can find at home.
I walked in on him cup-fucking a glove.
Something you offer to a person who cannot get the hint that it is time to stop talking.
She: "... and then she said that we could go shopping at the mall. And so I said, that sounds like a good idea. So she drove us there, but then we could not find a place to park so we decided to go get something to eat..."
He: "Excuse me, would you like a cup of shut the fuck up?"
A phrase used after someone has said something annoying, boring or just not adequate for the moment.
It needs to be said with a specialy strong tone in the last two words.
-hey, do you have a hangover? Ok then im goin to shout at you in the face
(Annoying friend shouts)
-why dont you take a nice cup of shut the fuck up?
BE QUIET ! and stay quiet
1st guy: "Hey dude, can you come out after dark tonight, I mean remember when your mom wouldn't let you go out after 9pm last week, ha ha ha ha !, how you ever gonna pull a girl like that"
2nd guy: "Dude, let me explain, but first lets sit down and have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up"!
A way of saying "Shut the fuck up", usually used in Internet forums.
"How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!"