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curb monkeys

Groupies to the motorcycle world , these are the girls who line the curbs waiting for guys to take them for a ride.

The guy on the v-rod gets alot of booty from the curb monkeys.

by shawn December 31, 2003

curb monkey

Young, impressionable (scantily dressed) females who hang around trying to get rides on the back of motorcycles. Also can be the girlfriend of a motorcycle rider. Him in full riding gear, her in a tank top with her thong hanging out the back of her jeans. Originates from the expression 'having a monkey on your back".

There goes Jim on his Kawi with a curb monkey hanging off of him like a lemur.

by EndoCanuck October 08, 2003

Curb monkey

Curb monkey is a female and sometimes males that uses the opposite sex for rides on their motorcycle, they desperately troll the Internet looking for guys to post that they are going for a ride then wait curbside with their bandana, Harley tank top and leather boot for the guy to show up.

Travis posted on Facebook that he was going for a ride, stopped at the bar for a bite to eat and beverage and the curb monkeys were lined up.

by Marion Morrison May 17, 2016