A fork of Rural Dictionary
A relatively young person who's legs resemble ones of a middle aged man or older. Untanned and has barely any muscle.
Having little to no hair is a plus, as well as wearing black socks, dress shoes, and shorts also helps the look.
"Dude, what's up with your legs? they're sooo white! don't you ever wear shorts?"
"No way man, chicks love my Dad's Legs."