A fork of Rural Dictionary
A snek who is VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYYYYYYYYY LONG AND DANGEROUS!
Person 1: Cool snake.
Person 2: Nah, it's a danger noodle.
Matthew Maldonado. The most cautionary pasta ever. When he gets roasted he becomes spaghetti.
"Danger Noodle! You are the worst!"
Another word for snek, which is another word for snake
Jerry: i got to boop the nose of a danger noodle today
The slithery nope ropes that wiggle wiggle wiggle and squiggly bite bite while you squirmey watch out
The danger noodle wiggle wiggled up the shore to squiggly bite bite the squirmey watch out
"It looked like a danger noodle for a second, it was just a piece of wire"