A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man who only says two things: "Can you even ghost?" and "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!"
Jay: *plays games in class*
David Hause: "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!"
Some pussy ass bitch noodle head penis gobbling lookin ass that can't get Sophie also tends to threaten to beat your ass.
That david Hause got dipped by spencer