A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Deacon is the second most powerful member of the Church. He can cast every spell except for Holy.
The deacon couldn't do much to stop the zombies attacking us, so he just kept everyone healed instead.
When you win an argument by making up something that has never happened
Student: So if God knows everything, we don't have free will
Deacon: Hey buddy take it from me I shot a Polar bear!
Student: Sorry Deacon I didn't know.
Deacon: Yeah, get Deaconed!
The most handsome boy/man in the world ! Always gets the best girls
Wow I wish I was Deaconso girlfriend
The BEST friend you will get. He is obsessed with random memes and wants to enlighten the world with his corny but hilarious jokes. Don't hate him because if you do, your penis will disappear...
Deacon isn't a DICK
The world's best boy ! So amazing and very independent ! Always catches the beautiful girls
Wow deacons got an amazing girlfriend wish that was me !
A really cool dude that lives in South Louisiana. He is weird, friendly, and EPIC as he would say. He really loves Twenty Øne Pilots, video games, and memes.
If you know Deacon tell him you seen this :)
1)I am Deacon... I am very humble.
2)Deacon is so cool.
3) Hater 1: "Hey did you see Deacon?"
Hater 2: "Yea he's listening to some weird music."