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A broken or unrepairable thing.

The bird I killed is dead as shit.

lost, no idea whats going on, does things so stupid that no person that has any logic can explain. looks so stupid that you cant look at them for more than 5 seconds without laughing. all round stupid

you're a dead shit mate!

I complete and utter moron

Your such a dead shit Gill!

Shits that are dead.

These is some dead shits right here!

To be completely and honestly serious about something. Also known as: dead ass.

You: Last night I banged your mom about 10 times!
Me: Dead shit!??!
You: Forreal, im dead shit man.

to be part of a group of complete and utter morons who are working together

that team is a know-nothing, do nothing, dead shit team

Just another way of saying i dont care, similar to i dont give 2 shits!

Note - "Shit" must be said with much more emphasis than other words

Invented by tourrets guy (youtube)

Guy1 "who drank my Mountain Dew!?!"
Guy2 "I dont give a dead moose's last SHITT!