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dead blow

The act of receiving a blow job from a corpse.

“Tonight me and the guys are going to the cemetery, digging up some bodies, and getting some dead blows.”

by ImNotAnAthlete January 23, 2020

Dead blow

A dead blow is a blow job so good she keeps sucking after you cum and literally sucks the life out of you.

Man did you hear how Matt died?

Yeah man he got a dead blow from joshes girlfriend

by That’s a hammer May 01, 2018

Dead Rising blow job

When a girl gives you head and uses too much teeth like when certain female zombies appear to be giving you head while attacking you in the videogame Dead Rising.

"Yeah, I got head last night, but I was stuck going left right on the analog stick the whole time because she was giving me a Dead Rising blow job."

by showmethefever September 21, 2011

that blows dead bears

when something sucks so far beyond normal. after all, what could suck worse than blowing a dead bear? Not much. Used in Western Canada and parts of Ontario.

"Heard you got busted at the border for pot. that really blows dead bears,eh?"

by Jamie Packham March 07, 2005

blows dead goats

a bad situation, something that is not good. similar to 'that sucks', only worse.

I came home last night and somebody broke into my house, stole all my stuff, and broke out the windows. Man, that really blows dead goats.

by Fred Neck March 03, 2007

Blows dead bears

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.

We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!

by Spiderwilliams March 02, 2022