A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a joke is over-used and becomes "dead". It was funny at first, but now it's fucking annoying.
Travis: So I was on top of the mountain yesterday.... Jacob: Your mom was on top of me yesterday! Travis and others: Hahahahahahaha!! Travis: Anyway, in the car... Jacob: Your mom was in the car! Travis and others: Dead joke bro. Shut up.
any joke or attempt to get others to laugh while making light of dead babies. These tend to have a large amount of shock value, and sometimes shouldn't be told in the office.
Q: What has 4 legs and one arm? A: A Doberman in a children's playground! Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bricks? A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks. Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A1: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby. A2: Take your foot off its head. Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Whats the differnce between a shiny red Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I do not have a shiny red Corvette in my garage.
Simply the best kind of joke there is.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Very offensive, but extremely funny jokes.
A couple Dead Baby Jokes Q:How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence? A:It depends on how hard u throw them. Q:What's more disgusting that ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A:One dead baby nailed to ten different trees.
Occasionally brilliant pieces of wordplay featuring dead babies (if you couldn't figure that last bit out alone, kill yourself). Tasteless, but make a great icebreaker!
1: I've got a dead baby joke. 2: *groans in disgust and anticipation, as much sense as that shit makes* 1: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender? 2: Oh Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, not this shit again... what? 1: I don't know, I was too busy laughing.