A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of jerking off in your room until the peak of orgasm before running to the nearest bathroom with your penis still in hand and nutting in the toilet bowl. The main objective is to not be caught/spotted by anyone in the household.
I had a successful Death Run last night.
When you grasp a penis so hard, it turns bright purple.
The nurse KTB, was inserting a foley and squeezed so hard that she gave Jimmy the Cub Run Death Grip and hurt him badly. He said "ouch".
(n.) A man sticking his penis in the belly folds of a fat woman and running it along the equator.
I gave that chick last night a Death Star Trench Run. She was so fat I couldn't find her thermal exhaust port.