A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you try to define a term given in a rhetorical question only to make an ass of yourself by not only answering the rhetorical question but giving a stupidly hilarious answer or definition.
Judge Judy: It's as simple as that. This is not rocket science. What is rocket science? Dumb Blonde: Rocket science is when the scientist find out things about space. Judge Judy, crowd, and television audience: snicker, laugh Dumb Blonde: I think. (embarrassed) Television watcher: epic definition fail Judge Judy's inner monologue: what a dumb ass
When You provide a seemingly perfect definition to a word on urban dictionary and even do some thoughtful editing but it doesn't get published anyways. Usually a sign that you aren't clever enough or your definition is really, really dumb.
Dude: I thought I put the perfect definition for bad comedian on urban dictionary. Friend: what did you put? Dude: a person who catches rotten fruit on a stage for laughs. I thought it was clever. Friend: did it get accepted? Dude: nope... Friend: sounds like an urban dictionary definition fail. Dude: yep, an epic fail for sure. Friend: maybe we should define that term! Dude: I hope it gets accepted. Friend: if it doesn't, we know what it would be called!!