A fork of Rural Dictionary
1: I've heard this bullshit before 2: I've seen this cow (bitch) before 3: I've seen this cow (animal) before
1. Jacinta: Are you coming to the movies with me? Derek: Sorry. Working on a science project with Hannah... Jacinta: Deja moo. 2: Lauren: I'm having a deja moo! Have i seen the lying cow before? Dana: If anyones a lying cow, it's you. 3: Daisy da Cow: Moo! Sarah: Have I seen you before? Daisy da Cow: Moo! Sarah: I must be having a deja moo.
The feeling that you have heard this bull before.
Katie: " How come you guys didn't go out and celebrate your anniversary?" Nicole: " We were going to, but he had to take care of his little sister again." Katie: "That sounds like deja moo to me."
The feeling you've banged that fat chick before.
He shuddered as she walked by, remembering her sister. It was definitely a case of deja moo.
The feeling you heard this bullshit before
X- Hey Sam, we need to talk... Sam- Ohh shit... Deja Moo...
The feeling that you've heard all this bull shit before.
Person # 1: So then I caught a fish, like, ten feet long! Person # 2: I have a strong feeling of Deja Moo. Person # 3: No wonder! He's been telling the same damn story for thirty years!
The feeling you've heard the same bullshit before.
I had deja-moo listening to my boss in our meeting this morning.