A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A derogatory term referring to a person who is rude, pretentious, annoying or of low intelligence. Considered to be similar to, but more insulting than calling someone a dick. One whom is worse than a dick, and is therefore a whole bushel basket of cock, or an ornamental ribboned care package of penis that is decorated with baby's breath and glitter. 2. A situation that is considered to be adverse, difficult or unlucky.
1. That guy is a real dick basket. 2 a. I got fired today. Man, this is a dick basket if I have ever seen one. 2 b.Dude, I wouldn't do that. You might be opening up a dick basket with that one.
1. (n) a plastic insert made for males use to protect their junk during sports or rough play.
"i need to put on my dick basket before i go to the gym."
Dick basket is either a basket full of dicks or a basket made out of dicks, no one really knows all we know is that it's a funny insult. The second way it can be used is a for a hoe suck as someone who always is dunking that their pussy is just a dick basket.
Guy 1: Ass sucker Guy 2: Dick Basket Guys 1: LOL Guy 3: Tessa is such a dick basket Guy 4: I know I heard she fucked two guys yesterday
Literally a dick in a basket. A penis in a bowl.
Dude, why did you put your dick in a basket?
Putting your penis in a women’s vagina and leaving it there for over 3 hours
Person 1- I put the dick in the basket last night Person 2- ohh cool