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dick crack

A description of the time in which one must awake.

As in "I have to get up at the dick crack of dawn."

by Acidwyrm September 18, 2013

crack dick

when someone buys illigal drugs, and is a dick about it.

yeah well im going to call the cops you fucking crack dick.

by ur bother June 07, 2010

Crack Dick

Off the charts sexwith a man that leaves you chasing your next hit!

Hooked up with Jason lastnight, girl he's got the crack dick.

by Steeling Jamy September 27, 2018

Cracked dick

The process of cracking your dick

Hay jason, while wacking off last night i cracked dick

by Twizta August 31, 2006

Crack Dick

Sexual move in which the man jumps off the bed and smacks his dick on the top on the lucky lady/lad who’s patiently awaiting below.

Yo bro last night I totally caught air doing a crack dick on Becky.

by Andymandyhandy11 November 21, 2019

Crack dick slap

When the males genitals are covered in cocaine and slaps the female in the face causing cocaine to splatter on her face making her feel worthless.

Jim: Olivia what happened to your face. Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face Jim: Yep I can see that Olivia: Fuck you jim

by Phantom with pants August 19, 2011

get your dick outta your crack!

used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.

"you elf ass looking motha-" "DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"

by iamwhatieat March 10, 2012