Country Dictionary

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dick graffiti

The artistic shapes that remains of your man-batter after a sweet money shot gets sent from your coin purse onto the face, boobs, stomach or ass of some classy lady.

Bro, you shoulda see the dick graffiti I left on that hoe from Buffalo, it was epic. At first her face looked like it had a gooey palm tree on it, then it started dripping and she just looked like a used up gutter skank.

by Uncle Happy July 13, 2010