A fork of Rural Dictionary
A male with barely enough brain function to pump blood to keep his penis alive. A means of transportation for an erection . A very stupid male who's only reason for existing is to knock up bimbos. A porn actor. Kevin Federline.
Sally: " Did you hear? Susie got knocked up!" Betty: " Which one of her brain dead dick life support boyfriends did it?" Sally: " The one that looks like Kfed." Betty: " It is amazing he can muster the brain power to get an erection."