A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who is such a dick that they might as well have one in their mouth.
John, don't be such a dick muncher.
a) one who enjoys giving head
b) a derogatory term used mostly on guys when they are acting strange, annoying, assholes, etc.
c) and if used literally, someone that actually enjoys eating dicks.
Guy being annoying
other guy "get the hell away from me you fucking dick muncher".
An asshole who loves to fuck with you.
Asshole : *Throws a book at you*
Me: Wow your a fucking Dick muncher