A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone makes no sense or you don’t understand what there saying
Her: So one day I was walking down the street in a forest. Him: I’m done you just said dick up my ass
Another phrase for saying FML or damn it.
Ahh shove a dick up my ass, I lost my wallet.
phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer
-so.... why did you break up with her/him? -Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with... -wow, really? - yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it
When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.
Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\ Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book