A fork of Rural Dictionary
To do absolutely nothing constructive and be completely useless to the point where it can aggravate others, who then view the individual doing nothing as a dick.
Fred and I were trying to build the doghouse, but he was too busy dicking about with the hammer i gave him-
Nick who sucked Chanels tits but didn't get laid.
Nick: "Man I was sucking her tits on the dancefloor! Now she is gone..."
Andy: "Man you have a"dick about to explode"!
For a man to have sex with lots of women
1. It's allways nice to go on holiday and chuck some dick about.
2. He's always chucking some dick about on the weekend
To stop behaving in such a way that one's dick is so small that it cannot be located.
I don't care if you don't want to go out tonight, find your dick about it bro.
A variation of "You don't know dick" but with a bit more class.
The idiot driving in front of me is making a left-hand turn where it is clearly marked, "no left-hand turns!" Obviously, he doesn't know dick about Richard and shouldn't be allowed on the road!